Craigslist ad: sweet futon!

Here's the South Minneapolis funny man's ad #5:


Be sure to check out the photo at the bottom of his post with the dog in it.

Here's the full text of the ad:

Purple Futon Chair - $75 (South Minneapolis)

Whether it was your brother getting divorced, your kid failing out of art school or your best friend from high school following Phish around the country, they all say the same thing: "I just need a place to crash for a few days."

Let's examine that phrase for a moment: "A place to crash." How terrible is that? Crashes are horrible mistakes that usually result in pain, loss of property, death or all three. Why would we invite someone into our home that wants to do that to us?

They eat all the food, drink all the beer, mess up the guess bathroom towels and then leave. And yet, we'll invite them back in next time. But why???

Well, I have no idea- I'm no shrink. But on the bright side- here's a great futon for whenever the nomad you hold close your heart just needs "a place to crash."

It's 40" wide and when you fold it out, it's 81." It's got a hardly-used (thank God) purple pad, it's solid and heavy construction and there's a little storage bag/box thing underneath.

E-mail to come and get it. And search " SOUTHSIDE " to see my other great stuff for sell. Thanks!