Craigslist ad: chefs, magic, Communists

Here's the South Minneapolis funny man's ad #3:


Here's the text:

Magic Chef Microwave - $40 (South Minneapolis)

Do you like your food hot but don't have time to wait for water to boil or an oven to heat up? Well, this Magic Chef microwave is the answer!

Hey- who doesn't like chefs or magic! Communists- that's who! And you're not Communist, you're a capitalist who loves making taquitos in less than 30 seconds!

The model number is MCD990W which sounds pretty impressive right?

Right now this model is on sale around the globe for over $90 but I'll sell you it for less than half that! Plus I'll throw in the rotating plate that comes with it...for FREE!

Buy this puppy and you'll be burning the roof of your mouth with pizza (flavored) Hot Pockets in no time!

E-mail to set up a time to come and get it. Thanks!

Search for " SOUTHSIDE " to see other super awesome items I have for sale.