Funniest court filing you'll ever read

I know this sounds stupid, but you have to read this Federal court filing. I couldn't believe Fox News didn't make the news story sound as ludicrous as it is. I still can't believe how objective the story is. (The guy who filed this thing actually put a (c) next to his name and said that his name was copyrighted.)

It's a handwritten filing against Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick by a South Carolina prison inmate. It demands, among other things, $63 billion (that's "b" as in "billion") and alleges that Michael Vick stole this guy's pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy missiles from Iran because he had pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda.

Seriously, I read all four pages of this court filing and wasn't sure if I should laugh more at the allegations or at the fact that it's stamped by the clerk of the U.S. District Court.

(Oh, and in case Vick wants to know what to do with the $63 billion...the plaintiff instructs that it should be "backed by gold and silver delivered via "UPS" United States Parcel Service to the front gates of FCI Williamsburg, S.C." I guess he got confused...doesn't everyone else assume there's a "States" in UPS too?? I will give the guy mad props for spelling most of the words correctly and for not having to scribble over anything he'd written...that's a pretty impressive feat for a guy with just a paper and pen in prison.)