No, I don't need your help

Stupid spam...

I thought I had a solid spam blocker on my email account. It's rare something gets through.

So why have two emails made it through in the last day with the same theme?

The subject of the first: "Joey, Find singles in your area looking for some fun"

First, I live in a town of 1104. If I was that desperate to find singles in my area, I'd take a walk through town. Better yet, I'd go to the cafe. Someone there could give me the name of every single woman in town for sure.

Second, I'm not interested in "mate1" helping me find someone. Thanks anyway.

I'm not real interested in whatever "Dream Mates" has either. Their subject: "Did you have any big plans this weekend?"

Actually, the weekend is already over with. Thanks for the suggestion though. Especially the following thought from them: "You have better things to do than reading this email. Like taking your DREAM date to dinner, or..." a whole lot of other things I probably wouldn't want to do as much as hiking through a state park....

What gives?

First, if I really wanted to find someone online, "Dream Mates" or "mate1" wouldn't be my first choices. Besides, they have this thing called Facebook. If you haven't heard of it, it's like MySpace. If you haven't heard of that, good.

Second, if my only friends are under lists such as "buddies," "friends," and other similer monikers, well, that's sad.

Third...ah, I don't need a third. Two is enough.

Now, time to fix my spam blocker....