This paper shredder won't work for you

Jamie was researching paper shredders last month on Amazon and came across this review:

Not the best paper shredder if you want to eliminate years worth of documents in one day. You frequently have to take breaks to let the machine cool off and start running again. Otherwise very satisfying. Cannot recommend for criminal enterprises due to overheating drawback.

Thanks, D. Clifford, I'll make note of this when looking to remove evidence of my next criminal venture.