Craigslist ad: patio furniture, sans Caps Lock

Remember those Craigslist ads from a few weeks ago?

Well, here's the last one, South Minneapolis funny man's ad #7:


Here's the text:

Patio Furniture - $50 (South Minneapolis)

Don't you hate when people type in all caps or use hundreds of thousands of exclamation points on their Craig's List posts?

Look- we get it...you're excited about selling your old crap. One man's trash is another man's treasure, we all know...that's why we're on here.

But even though this patio table rocks, you won't see me going crazy with the punctuation here.

And just because the umbrella is brand spanking new (hasn't even been rained on once) I'm sticking to my principles and typing all this in "Sentence case."

The table has a diameter of 40" and it is about 27" high.

E-mail me to come and get it. Thanks! (Did you notice there how one exclamation point does the same job of 468?)

Search " SOUTHSIDE " to read my other ads and buy the rest of my stuff. Thanks again!