The poor, attendance-starved Minnesota Vikings

They can't sell out their home opener. And it's against one of the most talked-about teams in the league, the Atlanta Falcons.

How are they going to front a new stadium if they can't fill the one they have? Or are people not buying tickets because the stadium they have needs to be replaced? Hmm...

Either way, until they drop the prices, you'll be hard-pressed to find me at a game regardless of where it's being played and who's playing in it.