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Wide White: What's in a breast implant?

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

What's in a breast implant?

First, they're lame.

Second, they can apparently save your life.
Jerusalem - An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hezbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesperson said on Tuesday.

Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old's heart.

"She was saved from death," said a spokesperson for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from the hospital.
Crazy. I still think they're lame though. Not that you asked for my opinion. But then, you did come to my blog....

(By the way, this has apparently happened before. Multiple times.)


Blogger erin declared,

Hm. That's interesting. Next time I'm fired upon, I'll grab the nearest well-endowed woman to use as a shield.

8/15/2006 4:00 PM  
Blogger keithslady declared,

How much protection do you think you really get from 3/4 inch or so of silicone? Wouldn't the muscles or ribcage have stopped those same bits of shrapnel? At what rate do you think the metal was moving to be able to be apprehended by some gel????

8/15/2006 5:38 PM  
Blogger kristi noser declared,

Silicone breast implants in police bulletproof vests!
Won't they look snazzy?

8/15/2006 8:31 PM  
Anonymous Aunt Kari declared,

Finally my fake breasts will come in handy! Awesome!

8/15/2006 9:38 PM  
Blogger kristi noser declared,

Let's go outside and shoot at Aunt Kari!

8/16/2006 6:04 AM  
Blogger janemarym declared,

It's like having a little traveling air bag in front of you at all times.

8/16/2006 8:24 PM  

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