Oh, the wondrous game of football

Is this really how you want someone to describe how you play a sport? In commenting on Lynn Swann's bid for governor of Pennsylvania, Democrat Roger Wilkins, a professor at Virginia's George Mason University who specializes in black politics, said, "He was just the most graceful wide receiver ever. It was just wondrous to watch that man play football."

It doesn't get much more out of touch than that!