Controlling controlled burns...

I was reading a story about the 50-car pileup in Florida and, while the story is very sad, I was able to get a laugh out of this line:

Firefighters on Tuesday had battled a controlled burn that got out of control and charred 250 acres...

So maybe I'm desperate for a post topic, but I don't feel like posting about politics (hey, the primaries are interesting, but only to me...) and yes, I did think it was funny that it said "a controlled burn that got out of control". Call it a controlled burn that didn't go as planned. Or maybe a burn that got out of control. But...

Okay, I'll stop wasting your time.